Whitehall Funk — a parody
With apologies and kudos to Mark Ronson, Bruno Mars and their co-writers
duh
duh duh duh, duh duh duh, duh duh
duh duh duh, duh duh duh, duh duh
duh duh duh, duh duh duh, duh duh
duh duh duh, duh duh (Aaaaaaow!)
Brexit
It got done
And my guys
They all won
This one for them bad boys
Them glad boys
They got their portions
Winin’, Dining
Livin’ it up in the city
Got suit on with Eton tie
You may kiss me I’m so pretty
I’m too hot (goddamn)
Call the Met and the lawyer man
I’m too hot (goddamn)
Hide the evidence, man
I’m too hot (goddamn)
Say my name, you know who I am
I’m too hot (goddamn)
And my chums got the money
Let’s party…
Girls let’s have an affair (ooh)
Girls let’s have an affair (ooh)
Girls let’s have an affair (ooh)
’Cause Whitehall fu*k won’t give it to you
’Cause Whitehall fu*k won’t give it to you
’Cause Whitehall fu*k won’t give it to you
Friday night and we party away
Do believe me, just watch (Come on)
duh
duh duh duh, duh duh duh, duh duh (Hah!)
Do believe me, just watch
duh
duh duh duh, duh duh duh, duh duh (Hah!)
Do believe me, just watch
Do believe me, just watch
Do believe me, just watch
Do believe me, just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh!
Stop
Wait a minute
Fill my cup put some w(h)ine in it
Cobra meets? Those I’ll pass
Dominic, get the car!
Barnard Castle, kiss your lover, virtual quizzie, Christmas Party
So we show up, we don’t isolate
Cooler than an ice cream Whippy
I’m too hot (goddamn)
Call the Met and the lawyer man
I’m too hot (goddamn)
Hide the evidence, man
I’m too hot (goddamn)
Say my name you know who I am
I’m too hot (goddamn)
And my chums got the money
Let’s party…
Girls let’s have an affair (ooh)
Girls let’s have an affair (ooh)
Girls let’s have an affair (ooh)
’Cause Whitehall fu*k won’t give it to you
’Cause Whitehall fu*k won’t give it to you
’Cause Whitehall fu*k won’t give it to you
Friday night and we party away
Do believe me, just watch (come on)
duh
duh duh duh, duh duh duh, duh duh (Hah!)
Do believe me, just watch
duh
duh duh duh, duh duh duh, duh duh (Hah!)
Do believe me, just watch
Do believe me, just watch
Do believe me, just watch
Do believe me, just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh!
You know by now
We don’t care ‘bout the little people
Whitehall fu*k you up, Whitehall fu*k you up
Whitehall fu*k you up, Whitehall fu*k you up, uh
I said Whitehall fu*k you up, Whitehall fu*k you up
Whitehall fu*k you up, Whitehall fu*k you up
Come on, plebs
Don PPE.
If you’re Tory then flaunt it
Sign contract then profit
Don’t brag about it, just fake it
Come on, lie
Just like I
If you’re Tory then flaunt it
Well it’s Friday night and we party away
Do believe me, just watch (come on)
duh
duh duh duh, duh duh duh, duh duh (Hah!)
Do believe me, just watch
duh
duh duh duh, duh duh duh, duh duh (Hah!)
Do believe me, just watch
Do believe me, just watch
Do believe me, just watch
Do believe me, just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh!
Whitehall fu*k you up, Whitehall fu*k you up (say whaa?!)
Whitehall fu*k you up, Whitehall fu*k you up
Whitehall fu*k you up, Whitehall fu*k you up (say whaa?!)
Whitehall fu*k you up, Whitehall fu*k you up
Whitehall fu*k you up, Whitehall fu*k you up (say whaa?!)
Whitehall fu*k you up, Whitehall fu*k you up
Whitehall fu*k you up, Whitehall fu*k you up (say whaa?!)
Whitehall fu*k you up
Aaaaaaow!